Burn After Rollin

monicaababe:

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Im Sorry

heyy last night was bitter sweet. it started offf great holding your hand you cuddling with me while i drive to the marina, get to the marina and start sippin on some peach ciroc. everythings gettin better as i get a lil tipsy. just havin sooo much fun laughing and flirting. ok anyway we go to this other spot and start arguin which i didnt want to do it made me sad =( and im pretty drunk at this time an i broke the bottle because u said you wanted to go home im sorry that was stupid as fuck of me, ok so we get to your house park the car and still talking my dumbass keep pushhin the subject of us gettin back together . im sorry for that. bu we start kissin and make love and fall asleep in my front seat. you said you had toleave,. i felt my heart drop. so i drive to the front of your house after askin you to stay for a lil because i was sooooooooooooooooooo drunk, not thinking clearly . i didnt give you the proper goodbye i was sad. so you get out and i start to drive away relizing i cant drive strieght . so i pull over back on your street and get out and lay down, i try callin you just to hear your vioce until i soberd up a lil to drive home. ,mind racing i start to walk around kind of toward your house bu never in it, callin you bu no answer, as i start to leave your dad comes outside and ask what im doin here i said i was just leaving walked to my car as quickly as possible.

i just want to say im sorry for the way i acted when i was drunk it was a mix of alcohool and emotioons . i just dont want to be one of those ex boyfriends where we dont talk at all i wna b able to call you every now and than not alll the time and just see how your doing because i care soo much about you. so please dont cut our commincation alll the way off if your reading this just give me a call so i can say sorrry i hope i didnt get you in too much trouble .

p.s. my drunk ass fell asleep in ronalds room last night aha in the extra bed, and now were watching this movie, this is my favorite brother.

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Baby

I barely left your bed, and I already miss you. To put it simply, a sleepover with you is the easiest way to make me absolutely happy : ) we get all giggly like adorable little kids would, a million kisses and 'i love you baby's' before we fall asleep, tucking each other in tight to scare away the bad nightmares that are only brave enough to come around when we are apart, and the warmth of your body against mine protecting me from the world. Thanks for the umbrella, I won't lose it ;). No but really, I won't. Have a great day at work lovie, ah i hate missing you but i love having you to miss. *besitos oxoxo
♥M
I Love You.
♥L

This Go.

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fuck yea

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"Do you have any idea how many times a day we break our necks looking at a female? How many times we mentally fuck chicks during the day? Shit, by the time we’re 18, our minds already have every STD in the book. Honestly, I think it’ll take a female a whole year to break their necks as much as men do in one week. Which means if you’re stuck up, full of drama, or have nothing to offer but looks on some Kim-Kardashian-Amber-Rose type shit, we already knew from the beginning you wasn’t wifey material, so as soon as another female gives us even the smallest amount of attention, especially if she got her shit together ..one love. Shit, some dudes have a hard time staying put in a relationship, so you think we’re going to put up with your conceited ass if we’re single? Fuck outta here. You can CPR my dickhole with that nonsense. Bitches brag about the same simple minded shit, their ass and tits. Their the baddest & whatever else their basic brains call themselves based on their looks. Camera phone whores, Y’all are so common. I’ll leave y’all to the equally whack fools who like to cash out & stunt instead of save and prosper. I want that rare stone. "

— JayStar, Why Men Dog Women (via monicaababe)